These are just some of the best ways you can totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.

Why not Blow it Up

The ways in which you can blow up a van are almost endless which is why it is a great first point! Using TNT is a good idea because believe it or not it is safe because you can detonate it from a distance. The only place that any of this would be legal is under testing conditions in a television program or something like that. Other things that can be used include RPG, Shooting the gas tank or a grenade through the window.

Roll It Over

This is one of the hardest ones to do without getting hurt because you really have to be driving it for it to happen. Many films feature vans rolling over, toppling down a hill or something along these lines. One of the most important things to remember from this is that the vans are often custom made and designed to roll over many times. A normal van would most likely kill the driver if you rolled it over.

Drive Into A neighbours front garden

This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day. Many people are killed because of this and although vans are designed to stop death in the event of a crash the design will not protect you in the event of a real crash. You really should leave something like this to the dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

You really should not try this at home because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”!”